catsandbreadandbikes

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catsandbreadandbikes:

isabelthespy:

spitefulbitch:

the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the highest concentration of spoiled purebloods are happy to live under the goddamn lake? no.

wow this is the #1 best harry potter criticism i have ever read

but what if the slytherin dormitories were enchanted, so be darker, danker, colder, and slimier the less pure your blood? Of course most of the students would pretend it was great, because they’d want to fit in with the purebloods